Chapters in this book

1. Front Matter i
2. Contents v
3. Preface vii
4. 1 Is It Kosher? 3
5. 2 Birdshot 6
6. 3 What We Do for Our Grandkids 10
7. 4 The Fastest Twelve-Year-Old White Boy 13
8. 5 Lost at Sea 18
9. 6 Why I Hate Camping 21
10. 7 Fishing for Chickens 24
11. 8 Dognapped 27
12. 9 Seeing You 30
13. 10 Your Average Pilot 34
14. 11 The View from Below 38
15. 12 Stupid Humans 42
16. 13 My Jewish Mother 47
17. 14 Rowdy 53
18. 15 Kidnapped 61
19. 16 The Birthday Present 64
20. 17 Moose Mountain Celebrity Yard Farming Cooperative 68
21. 18 Kneepads 73
22. 19 The Flaming, Floating Ball of Death 81
23. 20 It's Not a Coffin 87
24. 21 Starving off the Land 92
25. 22 The Epic Trade 99
26. 23 That's a Big Bear! 103
27. 24 A Bear by the Tail 108
28. 25 Murphy's Law 114