Chapters in this book

1. Frontmatter i
2. Contents vii
3. Acknowledgments xi
4. All She Wrote 3
5. The Anthropic Principle 4
6. Any Lit 6
7. Ask Aden 8
8. Between 9
9. Bilingual Instructions 10
10. Black Nikes 11
11. Blah-Blah 12
12. Bleeding Hearts 14
13. Bolsa Algodón 15
14. Coals to Newcastle, Panama Hats from Ecuador 16
15. Coo/Slur 17
16. Daisy Pearl 18
17. Denigration 19
18. Dim Lady 20
19. Dream Cycle 21
20. Ectopia 22
21. Elliptical 23
22. European Folk Tale Variant 24
23. Eurydice 26
24. Exploring the Dark Content 27
25. Fancy Cortex 28
26. Free Radicals 29
27. The Gene for Music 30
28. Hitched to a Star 33
29. Jinglejangle 34
30. Junk Mail 44
31. Kamasutra Sutra 45
32. Kirstenography 46
33. The Lunar Lutheran 48
34. Mantra for a Classless Society, or Mr. Roget’s Neighborhood 49
35. Music for Homemade Instruments 50
36. Naked Statues 51
37. Natural Anguish 52
38. Once Ever After 53
39. O, ’Tis William 54
40. Outside Art 56
41. Present Tense 57
42. Quality of Life 58
43. Resistance Is Fertile 60
44. She Swam On from Sea to Shine 61
45. Sleeping with the Dictionary 67
46. Souvenir from Anywhere 68
47. Suzuki Method 69
48. Swift Tommy 70
49. Ted Joans at the Café Bizarre 71
50. Transients 72
51. Variation on a Theme Park 75
52. Way Opposite 76
53. We Are Not Responsible 77
54. Why You and I 78
55. Wino Rhino 79
56. Wipe That Simile Off Your Aphasia 80
57. Xenophobic Nightmare in a Foreign Language 81
58. X-ray Vision 83
59. Zen Acorn 84
60. Zombie Hat 85