Chapters in this book

1. Front Matter i
2. Contents vii
3. Lost Days 3
4. Romantic Behaviour 4
5. Mr Hyde at Home (The Musical) 5
6. In the Criminal's Cabinet, Sherlock Holmes Discovers Himself 6
7. The Fruit Man 8
8. Men of Letters 20
9. Genealogy 21
10. The Leaf 22
11. Flowers 24
12. Stem 26
13. Root 28
14. Stones 29
15. Moss 32
16. Clouds 34
17. Lines Left 35
18. First and Last Stanzas From Poems Found in The Worm's Kitchen: A Pantry of Light Verse for Dark Evenings, Edited by Sir Jasper Evans Campbell 36
19. Why I Am Not a Modernist 45
20. Telempathus 49
21. Two Limericks 50
22. Queen Victoria 51
23. Animal Slippers 53
24. The Worms of Saint Peter's 58
25. Fudge in Entropy 59
26. Living Devices 74
27. Notes 75
28. Acknowledgments 79